.:FIRE:.

[x] You have a short temper.
[ ] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[x] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[x] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[ ] You often lose control over yourself.
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 7

.:WATER:.

[ ] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[x] You like to go to the beach.
[ ] You rarely get angry.
[x] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[x] You think before you act.
[x] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[ ] You are very generous.
Total: 7
Overall: 14

.:EARTH:.

[x] You are physically strong.
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[ ] You could easily survive in the wild.
[x] You care about the environment.
[ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[ ] You rarely get depressed.
[ ] You aren't afraid of anything.
[ ] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5
Overall: 19

.:AIR:.

[x] You have a free spirit.
[ ] You hate rules.
[sometimes] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[KINK] You hate to be restrained. (...?)
[ ] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[x] You wish you could fly.
Total: 6
Overall: 25

.: DARKNESS:.

[ ] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[ ] You like creepy things.
[x] You like to play tricks on people.
[ ] Black is your favorite color.
[ ] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
[ ] You don't talk much.
[x] You are atheist. DARKNESS?! I THINK NOT.
[ ] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[ ] You love to break the rules.
Total: 3
Overall: 28

.:LIGHT:.

[x] You are very polite.
[ ] You are spiritual. (Fuck that.)
[ ] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear.
[x] You are afraid of the dark.
[x] You hate violence.
[x] You hope for world peace.
[x] You are generally a happy person.
[ ] Everyone loves to be around you.
[x] You always follow the rules.
Total: 6
Overall: 34

I'm Fire and Water.
PLEASE, EXPLAIN HOW THAT WORKS.